You wouldn't download an assclown: A rant on why cinemas are dying

Pity Hollywood. For they are losing money hand over fist because of dirty internet pirates. Pity John Travolta and his private jet fleet; pity George Clooney unable to heat his Italian lakeside mansion; Pity Tom Cruise for... well, being Tom Cruise. But pity these poor studios and stars, living on the breadline and having to sacrifice so much in their struggle to survive.

Or, to look at it a different way: fuck these cosseted prima-donnas and their multi-million dollar lifestyles.

Disney pop mo-cap in Zemeckis' ass

Last stop for The Polar Express. Disney have shut down Robert Zemeckis' motion-capture studio ImageMovers Digital studio, meaning you won't be seeing his corpse-eyed puppet people any more.

Weekend round-up: the Bible, robots and more Bill and Ted?

Welcome to another instalment of the inexplicably popular Weekend round-up, where we trawl through the week's news and highlight those stories that didn't otherwise make it on . This week: Dan Dare, J. Edgar Hoover and Tintin.

Review: The Kreutzer Sonata

With all eyes on the recent Oscars and looking ahead to the upcoming summer blockbusters, the release of this small intimate drama has escaped most people's attention. It's easy to see why.

Sneak peek at Predators

Fox made us take the last sneak peek at Predators down, because of "copyright laws", whatever they are. Anyway, now there's an official behind the scenes video on YouTube. The Predator Dogs are revealed!

Last (and best) trailer for Robin Hood

Feared by the bad and loved by the good? You decide.

Review: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

There's a lot to be said for a good old-fashioned murder mystery. If it weren't for the likes of Columbo, Quincy and Diagnosis Murder, daytime TV would be a dead zone. If it weren't for the likes of Agatha Christie and Dorothy L Sayers, your mum's bookshelf would be empty. And if it wasn't for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, you'd have to go all the way back to 2007's Gone Baby Gone for the last decent mystery thriller.

Full Twilight Eclipse trailer sadly longer than ten seconds

"I love you." (*pained expression*) "I love you too." (*bites lip*) "But I love you too." (*takes off shirt*) Repeat ad infinitum. You get the idea.

Review: Shutter Island

Shutter Island, the latest from director Martin Scorsese, is far from perfect, but it is an excellent showcase for a master filmmaker who is still working at the top of his game, despite being in the twilight of his career.

Review: Exit Through The Gift Shop

Art isn't dead – but that's only because of the lifeline it has been given by the phenomenon of graffiti and street art, pioneered by the renegade trail-blazer with a spray can: Banksy.