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Die Hard 5 is sounding GUUHHHHH

Movie News | Ali | 2nd August 2011

Here's what we know about Die Hard 5, including URRRRGH GOD THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING and WHY WHY WON'T THEY LISTEN?

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Awful Photoshop pun of the day

Movie News | Ali | 24th April 2011

Yes, we know it's a terrible joke. Yes, we know someone else already made the same terrible joke. But the point is... er, we forget.

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Aha: Final Destination 5 gets the w0r5t t1tle 3ver

Movie News | Ali | 30th June 2010

In fact, it's so good, you're going to have to click through and see it after the jump. I promise you it's worth it.

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Magic 8-Ball the movie: all signs point to obvious jokes

Movie News | Ali | 28th April 2010

Paramount are making a Magic 8-Ball movie, which is odd, because usually it's the Magic 8-Ball that decides which movies they're going to make. Another Shrek movie? Outlook is good!

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Mickey Rourke playing Genghis Khan

Movie News | Matt | 26th April 2010

Actual quote: "One of the things I like about Genghis Khan was his love of dogs." That and his brief stint in the Mongolian WWE.

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Shrek fashion mag photoshoot is confusing, Zoolander-esque

Movie News | Ali | 15th April 2010

In one of the most idiotic PR stunts ever, Paramount gave the blessing for their Shrek characters to appear in a fashion mag photoshoot, later to discover that - shock horror - the pictures were a little provocative.

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Anna Faris is Private Benjamin, also kind of an idiot

Movie News | Ali | 31st March 2010

In tonight's third remake-related news update (unless you consider The Expendables to be a remake of my wildest dreams), Anna Faris will play Private Benjamin. It's funny because war isn't for girls, see?

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Look Who's Talking being remade because God hates us

Movie News | Ali | 31st March 2010

There are literally no more movies from the eighties to remake. Sorry Hollywood, the decade's dry. Move on to the nineties. Or better yet, eat a bag of dicks and die.

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Police Academy gets a re-Gute

Movie News | Ali | 6th March 2010

Police Academy is set to receive a sexy new reboot, despite my angry letters to God. After this and the whole Haiti thing, I'm starting to wonder if his Holiness even cares about us any more.

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Adam Sandler has learned nothing

Movie News | Ali | 28th October 2009

After playing a washed-up comedian who makes shitty comedies in Funny People, washed-up comedian Adam Sandler is making a shitty comedy called Jack And Jill, in which he'll play twin brothers and sisters.

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